Highlights from life in a hospital
*I was groped and then serenaded by a very small, very crazy Ethiopian. He also drew me a lovely picture of a bread tree. If I had a scanner I would post it.
*I was yelled and told to leave the room for sneezing.
* I found the hottest tall Asian doctor but forgot to get his name so I have no hope of falling in love and marrying him.
* I was asked if the reason I was sent to that floor was punishment।
* The antiseptic smell of this place makes me nauseous.
*I have spent an entire day without peeing maybe more then once.
* Some days I feel more like a jail keeper then anything else.
* Occasionally I am proposed to usually by men over the age of 65.
* The extreme joy and gratification when I show up on a floor never gets old.
*People here tell me the most random things.
*I once got a huge bruise on my chest from a 60 y/o man who was prolly 5' and 120lbs.
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